thanks for that rx. weird to think after five years, i've had that so fundamentally wrong.
you're blowing my mind!
fitting that my first foray into psl, i would continue to play like a retarded girl. i do appreciate your team's charity at the goal in game one, making me look good and inflating my stats. and yes commisioner, i did get your memo about this season's "game plan." it was bc'd to me accidently by BC, ironically:
"and mayo. sorry about the short straw. your check is in the mail and i'm sending you some meshed backed hats i got last year at the Mac convention as a consolation prize. just remember, for every Harlem Globe trotter, there is a Washington General. it helps if you take a wider view. as you know, i'm a hairy hippy and i dwell in the metaphysical/spiritual realm (which is why my boyfriend calls me "rabbit whisperer" (i digress) my point: consider yourselves the yang of Caponer's ying.
But above all else, for the intergrity of the league, don't make it look like its fixed. I stand to lose too much money if the dipsh*t TT community figure this racket out, and i'm not about to go down alone -- i still have those photos of you at "bolo's 3rd annual bestiality ball and chili cookoff." also have the dna specimens sealed in zip locks, and some of the mangled poultry preserved in ice so don't get cute.
tell you what, to make your losses look more natural and less "prat-fall-ish", i'm assigning stink to you. hehe. he's a f***** loser!
Well, time to put my beard net back on and get back to work labeling urine samples here at the lab. having a bad day cause i'm fresh out of gloves and my fingers are riddled with paper cups. oh well.
Kisses,
Yours truly, the "Commish of the Petri dish" -- Reagent X"
All I remember is flying off a ledge, landing on top of you, stealing the scrum, and then bouncing untouchable into the goal over a crowd of grunting hooligans. That was sick!
