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Mr. ThinkTanks "Who Would Yah Do?" Pageant
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Mr. ThinkTanks "Who Would Yah Do?" Pageant
The Elite Eight
The people have spoken loud. The people have spoken clear. The MTT website posted a record number of hits last night at 1.8 million. However, 1,799,910 of those hits were due to the release of the newest section on MTT entitled, Pass the Mayo.
We did manage to somehow come up with an Elite Eight. In this segment of our competition each contestant was asked the same question. Pay close attention to how each contestant answered. For this will determine our finalists.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Three: Because I was trying to have sex with it.
vs.
Memphis: Because me and my fraternity brothers were trying to have sex with it, yoga style. Now we've all been kicked off the lacrosse team. Stupid bird.
T-34: Because I was trying to kill it and then have sex with it.
vs.
Baba: Because it caught me cheating on it with its sister.
A Bowl of Clam Chowder: Because it's allergic to shellfish.
vs.
44: Because I asked, "Want some bird seed little lady?" while driving by in my small car, naked, covered in syrup with bird feed showered all over my body.
KBC: Because I was drunk, and yes, trying to have sex with it.
vs.
Dash: Because I frikkin' told that idiot bird to cross it. You got a problem with that asshat? She's all struttin' around thinkin' she's all that. Trying to make me jealous by attracting the attention of the all the other roosters in the hen house. Well check this liver lips, I'm the c.ock-of-the-walk in this town baby!
The Elite Eight
The people have spoken loud. The people have spoken clear. The MTT website posted a record number of hits last night at 1.8 million. However, 1,799,910 of those hits were due to the release of the newest section on MTT entitled, Pass the Mayo.
We did manage to somehow come up with an Elite Eight. In this segment of our competition each contestant was asked the same question. Pay close attention to how each contestant answered. For this will determine our finalists.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Three: Because I was trying to have sex with it.
vs.
Memphis: Because me and my fraternity brothers were trying to have sex with it, yoga style. Now we've all been kicked off the lacrosse team. Stupid bird.
T-34: Because I was trying to kill it and then have sex with it.
vs.
Baba: Because it caught me cheating on it with its sister.
A Bowl of Clam Chowder: Because it's allergic to shellfish.
vs.
44: Because I asked, "Want some bird seed little lady?" while driving by in my small car, naked, covered in syrup with bird feed showered all over my body.
KBC: Because I was drunk, and yes, trying to have sex with it.
vs.
Dash: Because I frikkin' told that idiot bird to cross it. You got a problem with that asshat? She's all struttin' around thinkin' she's all that. Trying to make me jealous by attracting the attention of the all the other roosters in the hen house. Well check this liver lips, I'm the c.ock-of-the-walk in this town baby!
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I'm competing from here on out under protest. The first round I get pitted against the wildly teen-favorite Warfare, only to squeak through to face the Divine one.......I think the french judge is playing favorites, other judges have money on this, UPS lost my swimsuit, and I can't find that f**kin' Jeff Gillooly anywhere, or Mem would've been out a long time ago.
My vote on the whole shebang goes to Rogue, a man who continues to do so much with so little.
My vote on the whole shebang goes to Rogue, a man who continues to do so much with so little.
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Mr. ThinkTanks "Who Would Yah Do?" Pageant
The Finalists
Can you say upset? The MTT text message voting racked up a record 4.5 million votes. The underdogs won across the board.
Here we are folks, the moment you've all been craving, the Finals of the Mr. ThinkTanks Pageant is upon us.
It's Time to Find Out, "Who Would Yah DO?!!"
What pageant would be complete without a swimsuit competition. By God I know of none.
So, here they are, your lucky finalists. Remember every vote counts so pull out your wood, pencil, and mail in your ballot. Who will win out of these four absolute hunks? Couldn't they all just win and enjoy the rest of their lives draped in manly companionship? Of course not, this is the Mr. ThinkTanks pageant and somebody is going home a loser.
Finalist #1: KBC
Finalist #2: Memphis
Finalist #3: Clam Chowder
Finalist #4: T-34
Why do I do this crap when I always run out of steam by the end? Just imagine they're awesome Photoshop jobs. Had to keep the time spent to a mininum.
The Finalists
Can you say upset? The MTT text message voting racked up a record 4.5 million votes. The underdogs won across the board.
Here we are folks, the moment you've all been craving, the Finals of the Mr. ThinkTanks Pageant is upon us.
It's Time to Find Out, "Who Would Yah DO?!!"
What pageant would be complete without a swimsuit competition. By God I know of none.
So, here they are, your lucky finalists. Remember every vote counts so pull out your wood, pencil, and mail in your ballot. Who will win out of these four absolute hunks? Couldn't they all just win and enjoy the rest of their lives draped in manly companionship? Of course not, this is the Mr. ThinkTanks pageant and somebody is going home a loser.
Finalist #1: KBC
Finalist #2: Memphis
Finalist #3: Clam Chowder
Finalist #4: T-34
Why do I do this crap when I always run out of steam by the end? Just imagine they're awesome Photoshop jobs. Had to keep the time spent to a mininum.
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