The Mr. ThinkTanks competition has been in full swing for more than four years. Finally, after a much heated competition we've reached the Quarterfinals.
In this segment of the pageant, and hereafter, our contestants will be pitted man vs. man in the exciting and breathtaking "Who Would Yah Do?" competition.
If you've posted a pic in the past on PTT2 and were not contacted by the MTT Committee you simply didn't cut the mustard. Face it, you're uglier than a bulldogs aft end and should be ridiculed relentlessly for the rest of your life. Get back in the cellar butter face.
You, the fans, now have the chance to vote for your favorite contestants and will solely determine who will be Mr. ThinkTanks.
On to the competition. Here are the sixteen quarterfinalist.
WHO WOULD YAH DO?
Warfare: Enjoys naked scuba diving for sea cucumbers.
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Three: Enjoys long walks on the wrong side of town at night in Thailand.
NUTS!: Enjoys making scarves from the fur of endangered animals.
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Memphis: Enjoys group yoga with his fraternity brothers.
Squidring: Enjoys visitng men's restrooms at the airport.
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T-34: Enjoys jumping jacks and Fig Newtons.
Uncle Smacky: Enjoys scaring small children.
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A Bowl of Clam Chowder: Enjoys just being delicious.
CannonDale: Enjoys riding bicycles with no seat.
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Baba: Enjoys collecting dingleberries of dead presidents.
44: Enjoys mating with large women in small cars.
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Ooffa: Enjoys training gerbils for his back alley gerbil circus.
KBC: Enjoys drinking too much at wakes.
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GetSome: Enjoys collecting stamps and dehydrated vegetables.
Dazzle: Enjoys farting and pulling the covers over his head.
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Dash: Enjoys nothing, hates everything.
