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Post by KillinBrainCells »

Kind of?

Here's what I kind of wanted to say. 44 was going to take me for a ride in his boat because of my stylish new shoes, but I turned him down because he said I'd be sleeping with the fishes.

Call me old fashioned, but I'm just not into that swinger lifestyle. I'll sleep alone on the couch.
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I too, am old fashioned, but fish is pretty hot, so I'd probably have a little moralistic battle on my hands.

Mrs. Three got an iPhone, then found out her work server wouldn't support it, so I ended up with it. I'm probably the least worthy person to have one of these little technological wonders, since I won't use half of what it's capable of, but it does take some amazing pictures for a camera phone. (not the subjects, just the clarity mind you) I will say that sending pictures of my genitalia has never been so effortless......course I never sat on my other phones either......ah well........phone good.

Here is the entire Three family. Of course, like Smacky and dad, all of us are never in the same shot.
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Mrs. Fours' ''frat boy fantasy'' (her words) just before we handed a bunch of 8th graders their asses in football at a birthday party.  Oh yes, we were men among boys that day, and I've been eating Advil for breakfast ever since.
Mrs. Fours' ''frat boy fantasy'' (her words) just before we handed a bunch of 8th graders their asses in football at a birthday party. Oh yes, we were men among boys that day, and I've been eating Advil for breakfast ever since.
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Shooter, my hunting dog, who will actually fetch beer out of the 'fridge, and Liberty the lap dog, who's too stupid to lick her own privates.
Shooter, my hunting dog, who will actually fetch beer out of the 'fridge, and Liberty the lap dog, who's too stupid to lick her own privates.
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The Evildoer and Little Three, who's now 4.
The Evildoer and Little Three, who's now 4.
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Right guys, It's my turn, and I want attention too! So I've lined up some photo's which you should all appreciate.

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Svelte 853 Cotic Soul ... raced in the Singlespeed Uk champs ... currently 1 x 9. Nocturnal with big fat nightriding lights due to crappy uni timetables.

Past love ... currently neglected
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My ex .. sat languishing in the corner of my room. 5 Inches of plush squish in the back is all any boy needs in a ride*.

My daily beater ... my quickie.
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A glow in the dark fixie; has the stereotypical brooks saddle and time trial bars, like all those arsey hipster types all ride ... with uncool addition of a brake. Damn ye, non-reckless heathens!

And I suppose I should put a photo up of me ...
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Post techno-rave; morning after, walking through a golf course on the way out from the woods ... It's all in the eyes
Or a vanity shot, like those irritating art student types take ...
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Hate art students, they all need shot!

Mebbe I should do some 'improvement' drawings of myself and my army.

*for the cyclists
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Post by Cannon-Dale J »

^^^ Loving that Cotic, looks a really sweet build (btw your room is upside down). Can't believe you have a Kona frame not built up, send it to me, I will give it the thrashing it deserves. You must go to a posh Uni to keep hold of those beauties, anything half decent of mine was knicked before I even had them broken in.

^^ control those bodily functions man (or at least try)
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Post by 44 »

^I just emailed you a pic of Mrs. Smacky. Use that one.

(Well done, Three. Did you do a beer bong after the game?)
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Post by Three »

LOL, you bastid. No, it was a keg stand, to be true, and later I was approached by a teammate and asked if I wanted to 'experiment'......man, I gotta grow up.

Smacky, that first picture rocks.
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Post by satans cowboy »

Great looking kid's uncle smacky. It's hard to believe that those little shaver's could fight with each other. :roll:
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@ smacky, seeing your profile pic ... you sure the kids are yours?
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Post by cool hand luke »

I want another description of Three's bike........member long time ago. another classic.

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