Now for my
How To Freeload in ThinkTanks Guide!
I was playing my favorite game type, Impossible Botz at Mr. Dotz's server. Impossible Botz finally appeared again after months of absence.
Impossible Botz is a game type where all the human players(on Green team) must travel through a twisted maze and reach the Boss Headquarters, where an army of almighty Blue Team Boss Bots awaits. There are several points within the maze where lone Boss Bots form blockades, and theres one bot, Jr |Boss| who drives a special UFO and has automatic self-healing abilities. All the Bosses, except for Jr, don't move at all and wait for an opponent to come to them. Jr, however, moves around the map, entering and exiting the maze, attempting to hinder the humans' progress towards the Boss Headquarters. There are a few ammo gates along the narrow maze path, but those are usually protected by Bosses.
The other players present there today, besides me, were Lonewolf, a player called philip, a player called chocoman and a player called YoNiko. Me and philip drove UFOs because they could fit through tight spaces. Lonewolf drove a light tank. YoNiko and chocoman, fearing the Bosses' deadly ammunition, drove Heavy Tanks and lagged behind. We all headed up the narrow path towards Boss Headquarters. Jr appeared early on, but was killed by Lonewolf. We reached the first ammo gate, but it was protected by King |Boss|. Me, Lone, and philip attacked. Philip charged, Lonewolf did a ramming attack and I sniped from behind a rock. Philip got killed in one shot, but Lonewolf's ramming attack actually threw King |Boss| up into the air. Me and Lone both shot up King and got some smoke out of him, but King landed again and blew off Lonewolf in two shots. I then fired another sniping burst and hid behind that rock. King |Boss| popped. I drove up to the ammo gate, reloaded my UFO and proclaimed "I've captured the ammo gate!"

I actually got congratulated for that by those Heavy drivers, even though it was Lone who did the work.
Later on however, Jr appeared and beat us all single-handedly, and then retreated away back to Boss Headquarters without even a scratch on his one-off UFO. After a long trip, we reached near Boss Headquarters and killed a few Bosses, but were killed multiple times over in doing so. In the end, the Boss Bot army beat us 17-9.
I don't know when Mr. Dotz will host Impossible Botz again, but I hope it's sometime soon.
Here's me after having 'captured the ammo gate'.

And here's the end result of the game.
