Weird dream I had.

[SquidRing]

Went something like this................


We are spookily now in the future, 320 years after the Bomb and civilisation has been completely destroyed. Australian Idol continues its run of success. Scientists estimate it would take a mass extinction level event to actually eliminate it, option is seriously considered. On this bleak stage, one man still walks tall, bam-bam doopeedoodoo, mankind's saviour and womankind's last manly crotch so big it requires antigravity support platform. That's me!

We find our tremendously handsome, buff and considerate of the need for commitment in relationships narrator in a thoughtful moment in this terrible barren future world. With an evocatively glum face causing the audience to emote to the point of tears, Our hero realises the problem with having spermatozoa of such incredible fecundity as myself. At this moment I pledge myself to the sacred mission of finding a decent to ripper home for each and every one of them. I mean I owe it to them really, nothing but solid finest ova for every single brave little bloke of my glorious legions. Filled with sterling dedication to this noble duty, our hero was so amorous I almost SINGLEHANDEDLY had sex. I could go anything in a skirt and possibly even a kilt.

In his moment of reflection, our hero looks up to see sexy future babe, dressed in a conveniently torn radiation protection suit and matching cyborg breasts.
Wow she was indescribably beautiful, she possessed some kind of preternatural description evasion ability. To express how good looking she was you would probably need like some specially quantum engineered guitar solo, and a wah-wah pedal, and then the guitar would drop out and the drums would come back in and beat you up just like her good-lookingness was beating me up right then. By then the guitar dude would have had time to switch over to a bagpipes, which could be used to represent how sexual and squishy she is.

From across the radioactive wasteland, our eyes met, so sexy is my gaze she is instantly inseminated. Evil President Guy Sebastian tries to stop our love but I vanquish his arse! Then we are instantly in a swanky sci-fi restaurant. The French moustachioed waiter whose name is actually improbably Waiter #1 brings us an awesome meal of Venusian Beetle Fillets, with extra antennae nothing but the best for our protaganist and his lady friend. We are so happy we can't stop smiling really wide, the increase in mouth diameter allowing us to eat extra quickly. Especially future babe you should have seen her go for it!

By dessert she looks a little green. Then suddenly her womb explodes. Looping through the air is our baby, who is doing a backflip. We become pretty sure he is a boy. He lands on the ground in a commando roll and starts arcing it up towards the exit sign.
The woman looks kind of surprised, also her womb is still exploded. I say comfortingly, "I'll get that baby!"
Immediately my own commando skills take over and my shirt falls off really sexily. All of a sudden the entire restaurant can see my rocking tattoos and they realise who I am. Then they start cheering for me and do a huge 20 story tall human pyramid of can-can dancing in miniskirts.
I launch myself like a laser beam through the air and take the baby down in a low and hard tackle. As the baby desperately but futilely tries to escape I realise just how awesome I am.
The baby says, "You have stopped me now but the evercreeping shadow of age will in time rot your bones and stain your mind with madness while my own youth is still only just begun. Your deeds and life will recede into meaninglessness as I continue to grow stronger every day. I can see the taint of death close to the surface of your eyes, old man!"
I quip, "That's my boy!"

Laughs all around!

Epilog:

Then we all go carve it up and do some broggies in my 5.1 twin sequential front mounted inter-cooled turbo RS2000 post apocalyptic VK commodore! Optionally also some hellies, and I'll have an afterburner and stuff too. Heck yeah!!!


Must have been something I ate.

Squid

[Nightbane]

i also had a werid dream but its in the TT map (spooky) i was an admin tank and all of a sudden i saw this giant ufo(bigger than boss) and it drop a bomp and destroy TT once and for all i hope that will not happen. you said that australian idol run even after a bombing?

[Caboose]

Hmm I saw this post and the author so I had to find out what happened.

[Tinkerbell]

wow.. thats weird!.

[Warfare]

*insert twilight theme here*
...actually... I think squiddy needs his own theme...

I had a strange dream once... I had been playing too many video games, of course, and my dream reflected that.

I was flying some sort of futuristic fighter jet made out of legos. And I was attacking a half battleship half aircraft carrier boat made out of legos.
For some reason I decided to land on the enemy aircraft carrier and continue the mayhem, only I crashed... My plane, perfectly intact, was stuck sideways on the boat while I flew out of the plane through a very solid cockpit... of course, I was not injured.
Then I continued to run around on the boat shooting people I knew, only halfway through the dream my enemy territory gun had turned into a water pistol... I was still shooting but I couldn't understand why my friends weren't dieing. I woke up after a while of running around on the boat, trying to blow it up various ways, when it had had magically started to resemble a cruise ship I was once on. I couldn't find my plane however... I think it respawned...

[Blind Cide]

You need to stop licking those toads!

[BIGPAPA]

lol i had a dream abut think tank it started out as me playing scrum but out of no where a time warp shoots mee into another server then i learn to control the time warp so i can go from server to server with out leaving a game and losing my scrum points

[Tinkerbell]

i never have dreams about TT.. that would be CRAZY if i did.

[Arc9]

once i had the same f ing dream as my best friend

[sexy future babe]

Squid honey, you can't hide from me. I sure wasn't dreaming. I know your performance can improve with more practice. All is not lost yet, there are drug options.