PsychoScrum Season XII: Season Mode

[Hugobaaarainz]

A Rouge: well, yes, the Leeroys were sitting last week!
Preview of upcoming DFP Massacre:

[Rogue]

Give your team a little credit Hugo. It may not be a massacre. There's a slight possibility you guys could make things close.

[Reagent X]

Welcome to PsychoScrum Season XII!!



The finest Team Scrum in the land!

Official Team Rosters



Master Season Schedule



Official PSL12 ScoreBoard



Season Statistics

[Rooster]

@ ReagentX
I dunno but they expand when you click on 'em

@Rogue

[Napalm]

Go look in the admin's forum. Image resizing. In the Build info thread.

http://www.planetthinktanks2.com/viewtopic.php?t=5

[Reagent X]

Polar Peak

Width (red): 24 seconds
Length (green) 26 seconds

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE PSL COMMISIONER

This Week's Map (TWM) caught up with Reagent X and brings you this exclusive interview.

TWM: Why is the commentary so minimal this season on This Week's Map?
Rx: This is the first PSL season where every map is brand new. So no one has really played on them much, including me. It adds a refreshing challenge, but if you don't get a chance to practice beforehand watch out! It is crucial on these maps to know the arrow locations.
TWM: Why is there a backwards "F" in the Polar Peak screenie?
Rx: Ya that is totally whack.
TWM: Why is the PSL thread so dead the past 2 seasons?
Rx: People used to post jokes and have a great time ribbing one another. Some say it's because people take the competition too seriously. Others say they are afraid of attracting attention and want to avoid getting flamed upon. Others say it is poor leadership. I say "WAKE UP GDI! LET'S SEE SOME MORE HUMOR!!".
TWM: Are you concerned that this is the smallest PSL season in recent history?
Rx: Yes. Each season could be the last. The TT community is slowly shrinking. People are showing less interest and excitement. The stream of new players has been sharply chopped off due to the fall of Planetthinktanks.com. Now there is no way for new tankers to find PTT2, as there is no direct link from TT itself, and the planetthinktanks.com domain does not forward automatically to this site. If this link is not fixed, I think we are doomed.
TWM: Do you like the fact that all of your hard work on the charts and logos and PSL artwork gets automatically resized to be too small for people to appreciate?
Rx: No GDI!
TWM: In general how is the season going so far?
Rx: Actually things are going smoothly. We have had excellent attendance and enough servers each week. Sportsmanship has been top notch this season. I am very happy with the way things are going. Last season was also really good.
TWM: Are you planning on filming the PSL12 finals match?
Rx: You betcha! This time we are going to film with 2 cameras so we can splice in different angles on the replays. The CEO of Garage Games was shown the PSL11 Finals movie yesterday and I got a report from 56k that he really liked it! Maybe he will finally see the light about what we have going on here.
TWM: Will there be a PSL13?
Rx: The maps for PSL13 have already been designed and created by Rooster. They are being held in a lockbox. I predict there will be a PSL13. I predict there will be a TT resurgence.
TWM: Thanks for your time!
Rx: No problem. See you!

[NUTS!]

Sweet I am not the only one that talks to himself.....

Heh, ya you will be filming, you have no chance to play in the championship, BOO YA

[Reagent X]

It is my civic duty to lose!

[Hugobaaarainz]

...and indifference.

This said, in one swoop, I will alienate all PSL players not on my team. Lets go:

1- We all know that Rogue is all bark and no teeth... once I figured out the 5-heads attack, you're easy to beat.
2- When ACA is team-chatting 'aggaa' does it mean 'let me try a Leeroy', and when he says 'gaaagag' does it mean 'my Leeroy failed'?
3- NUTS is good at technical stuff and at killing me, but when is the man actually playing? No game tweaking can possibly further improve your high freebie rate.
4- George, you're a captain now. You can get off the bench and play. Maybe. If they let you.
5- Fishtank: the rumor is you're a PSL red herring. Soaked in beer.
6- Smacky: maybe you're better in QuickPlay than at Scrum? Try another game if you can.
7- Rx: maybe in-game is a bad time to update the chart?
8- BlindCide: we're doing a charity to buy you a pair of glasses - 'White Cane Power Up'!
9- Memphis: would Elvis camp, take a Wussness powerup, or scrum dive? Probably all of the above.
10- Baba: you're not on the Black Sheeps anymore. Got to work harder with guys like MP on your team.
11- Jay: maybe the crane you bought on eBay will help your air goals? $1200 is a good deal if you can score 1 goal per PSL evening!
12- FleaBiscuit: no, it's not PSL 9, buddy, it's PSL 12. Yes, 56k modems are a bit slow. this ok, I still like you. Maybe. If I have to.
13- Get Some: as in, you get somnolent at the goal? You get summoned by your team to sit for this game?
14- Dar: At least you have an excuse: lag. Or is it a bad monitor? Or maybe bad spawning? yes, the flag spawns are not fair, you're right about that.
15- LoneWolf: I heard about you. You're the 'tent up' guy. Btw 'Tent' does not refer to a parachute when you scrum dive, but to stay close to the goal and defend it.
16- Banana: Good thing you have a day job as a dancing banana!
17: KKB: Did you read the PSL manual, p73, line 27? There's a line about you.
18- Bolo: once upon a time... Way back... Bolo had to be contended with.
19- KJ: This is not Capture The Flag, man, this is Scrum! Team Scrum!
20- SnowBoard: the edges of the maps are not meant to jump. Try playing without the board. No, it's not a ski game.
21- Prey: Ah! Prey! The Name Says It Allâ„¢! Come here, come closer, my tank friend!
22- Dj Breaka: the only guy playing TT with a DJ table! Try a mouse one day, bro!
23- Hemulin: Yes, the 'benchwarmer' PSL rule was created for you.
24- MajorPain: I mention you earlier. Extra points should be given to the Razor Rubble since they have MP on their team - it should count as a handicap.

Wooot! Now I'll pay!

[Ass_Clone_Army]

well gagged.