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Granted, but you fall off every three feet.

I wish I was better at things.

Granted, now don't you wish you would have wished to be "the best" at things?

Ok cadc had a mental fart.

I wish it was summer already.

Granted but the summer heat caused you to have heat stroke

I wish it stayed 40 degrees all year

Granted, but you'll have a ton of dissapointed neighbores

I wish honey was sweeter than money

granted, but due to your new-found disinterest in 'capital' you die old and alone in a box on the street, with crabs; and a pet dog who eats you after he realises you're not waking up.

I wish i was socially inept

Granted, I'll check ya out at the hospital after next year's Mardigras weekend for Disentoxication

I wish there was 7 more hours in a day

You got it... and will always spend those extra hours doing the most disgusting and horrid tasks that are available...

I wish I had a fur coat... but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

Granted, but after 2 days all the fake hairs fell out

I wish I had a 1000 square foot room

Granted, however with no support columns, the room colapses under it's own weight on you

I wish my car was a black pontiac Firebird