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Granted but then I grew 10 inches and you couldn't handle me anymore.




I wish parCAT was not so small.

Granted but then she grew bigger than you and killed you, wow what a surprise.



I wish Ice Mom had a life.

Granted but my life became so wonderful you wished you had never wished that wish.



I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead. I wish parCAT had another hamster.

Granted, but then you came over and stepped on him/it/she and killed him/it/she.




I wish for a magic carpet!

Granted, but then you told the magic carpet to take you into the sky to see the clouds.... it ran out of gas.




I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.

Granted but then reality set in and parCAT brutally and pwningly corrupted your amateur wish.





I wish I was President.

Granted but then you got shot and murdered like JFK.



I wish my dad was not an @$$hole.

Granted but then he became so nice that you couldn't take it anymore, so you killed him. With a knife.



I wish I had some lemonade.

Granted, but it is winter so you froze to death when you drank it.

I wish that my real name is Big Tony.

granted but by big it meant fat and everyone made fun of you
i wish my dad would get over the fact that since im older im into boys