*** Corrupt a Wish ***

Post by **LGM** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:33 pm

Granted:

(but, alas, it's only a model)

I wish I could get those neighbor kids to stop TPing the people next door...

Post by CB » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:33 pm

Granted but as your giving her mouth to mouth your breath repulsed her to the point of puking in your mouth. Van Halen comes to play but leaves because you can't get the smell of yacking off your body.

(Bonus answer) Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I wish I could type 60 words a minute without errors.

SoapScrum · Post by **SoapScrum** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:47 pm

Granted, but you got frozen and eaten in 4 days.

I wish for nothing. (CORRUPT THAT!)

Cadc · Post by **Cadc** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:53 pm

Granted, you will now drift through time and space alone for eternity :razz:

I wish I was 3 feet taller

cool hand luke · Post by **cool hand luke** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:03 pm

EDIT^^ UH Granted but I'm not sure what a nothingcorruptthat is............OH!, probably the oxymoron of a politician. Which also means you are an outcast in washington because you don't fit in, and you are placed in scandal after scandal by the media. Frustrated you go to Hollywood seeking a job like the rest of them but end up on Sunset Blvd. holding a sign that says.....(WILL WORK FOR THINK TANKS.)

I wish for all my happy dreams to come true.

Cadc · Post by **Cadc** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:27 pm

Granted, though I wouldn't click this link unless you were absolutely sure you want all your happy dreams to come true :lol:

(Warning: Seriously, Extremely mature content, do not click this link unless you are 18 years old, or older, Racer, you should be fine :roll:

)

I wish I had angel wings

Great 8 · Post by **Great 8** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:17 pm

Your wish is granted.

But then as a result you realize you must cut two large holes in all your shirts, jackets, and coats.

I wish I could ask Tony Soprano to get rid of my landlord.

Post by **Warfare** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:17 pm

Granted...
Sucks to his trigger happy fingers... he shot you too and took your house!

I wish I could do this : :shock:

Cadc · Post by **Cadc** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:01 pm

Granted, however your eyes get stuck from showing it off to your friends all the time, and get noticed by filming crew of National Geographics :lol:

I wish I was the owner of the Internet

cool hand luke · Post by **cool hand luke** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:37 pm

^ Your wish is granted, but instead of being Cadc, you are now Al Gore. (inventor of internet) You must BORE everyone to death with another wish about being president. When that wish fails you then start talking about the coming ICE AGE!!!!

I wish I could fly like SUPERMAN EDIT: was already said oops.Oh well carry on.