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lol, sorry...


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^eh 7.5/10 I'll try again: A mesquito comes home from school and says "Mom, the kids at school said that I suck, is that true?"

...Hows that...little better, eh?
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Very funny! 10/10.


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nice.... 8/10

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The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut". It is a fastening attachment that allows a player to adjust the head on their club to any angle, thus saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus, for example, a player can use the same club to putt with as they used to get out of the sand trap.

Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players everywhere are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new "bee-nut putter sand-wedge".
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lol.... 7/10

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Heard that one, 5/10.

^^^ I don't get that one.

This one sorta stinks: A man lost his legs in a junkyard. Now all he can see is your waste.


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hah, 7/10

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Hehe pretty good 7.5/10

A man walks into a bucher shop and say to the bucher "I'll bet you $100 that I can reach your highest meat". The bucher replied "I'm sorry sir, but the "stakes" are too high".
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7/10

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